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Cock-hungry College Boys

By Anonymous

submitted February 8, 2002

Categories: College Days

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Jason stared at the brick building. It looked like any other college student's residence: big, imposing, functional. He hoped that college life on the inside was better than what it looked like from the outside.

He checked the crumpled slip of paper again: Room 269-N. Jason stepped through the front doors of the residence building and was pleasantly surprised to find a lobby and concierge desk, the latter of which appeared to be empty. Jason dragged his two bags over to the desk and rang the bell that sat on the desk. A young man of about twenty-four appeared shortly and Jason caught his breath as the clerk approached. Things were beginning to look better on the inside already! The clerk had dark wavy hair and brown eyes. His tight jeans fit him snugly in all the right places and Jason's eyes were glued to the other man's basket.

"Hi,” the vision said, “I'm Steven. Can I help you…" his eyes checked out Jason's body, his gaze resting briefly on Jason's rapidly swelling crotch, "...with anything?"

Jason tore his eyes away from Steven's well-packed basket and looked into the young man's eyes, extending his hand at the same time. “Hi Steven, I'm Jason...can you show me to room 269-N?"

"Sure," smiled Steven as he shook Jason's hand. "Go down that hall to your right. Take the elevator to the second floor and turn left. It's the last door on the right."

"Thanks," said Jason as he bent over to pick up his bags.

Steven's gaze caught a good view of Jason's butt as the other boy bent to pick up his luggage. "Anytime..." Steven said as Jason headed for the elevator.

The "elevator" turned out to be an ancient freight elevator complete with wire-cage doors and lit by three bare bulbs strung precariously with coat-hanger wire across the frame of the elevator. Jason found his room easily and began unloading his belongings.

It was hot in the room and Jason stripped off his shirt, tossing it onto his bed. Grabbing a towel, he headed off to the bathroom to cool down. On his way there, he passed by several rooms with their doors open. In one, two blonde studs were putting up posters of scantily clad women on their walls. Too bad they're straight, thought Jason...such cute guys! Jason was so busy peering in at his neighbours that he didn't notice the young man heading the opposite way down the hall until he ran into him.

Both boys managed to stay on their feet but the other boy dropped some of his baggage. Apologizing to the handsome young stranger, Jason knelt to help pick them up. The other boy smiled and thanked him. Jason was struck by the beauty of the other student: dark brown hair cut short on the sides but longer and brushed back at the top, with piercing black eyes and full, sexy lips, nicely muscled chest, slim hips, and an obviously well-packed bulge right in the front of his well-worn Levi's...

Jason splashed cold water on his face and chest, enjoying the bracing chill on his flushed skin. He had done little so far but cruise every guy in the dorm and the school year hadn't even started yet!

No doubt about it, Jason was hornier than hell. He was finally away from the restrictive atmosphere of his God-fearing, ultra-conservative suburban family. No more jerking off alone at nights, satisfying himself in the only way he knew how to keep feelings he knew others wouldn't accept in check.

God he missed Eric...It hadn't been until high school that Jason even knew what the word "gay" meant. He had always been the typical student: slightly better than average marks, pretty good looks, stayed out of most trouble. He'd had a girlfriend for a while until Jason finally realized that he was looking for something else. They broke up amicably, but Jason was still restless. He just didn't understand how he felt inside.

It wasn't until that night he had spent with his best friend Eric that Jason saw himself for what he really was. Like Jason, Eric's family was pretty conservative (though not so much as Jason's). The two families were on friendly terms, however, and the boys spent lots of time together. Often, they would jerk off together in a kind of mutual release of pent-up horniness. It started out that night in the same way it always did: the boys were spending a weekend together at Eric's place while Eric's family was away and, as usual, the two boys were playing with themselves in Eric's bedroom. But this time, Eric did something that he'd never done before.

Without warning, Eric reached over and started playing with Jason's stiff young dick. Jason was too surprised to say anything so he just lay there, watching Eric jerk them both off. Jason suddenly felt more aroused than he ever did before and reached for Eric. Soon, the two boys were masturbating one another hotly, stroking one another's cocks lustfully. Eric began to talk dirty to Jason, telling Jason how much he liked to feel a nice hard prick and how much he wanted Jason to make him cum. Jason was bewildered and shocked by his friend's filthy language and yet he was turned on by it as well. Soon, Jason too was caught up in the dirty talk and the two boys were trading words of encouragement, urging each other on and on until finally, neither boy could hold back any longer. Eric came first, shooting a frenzied load of hot teenage cum onto Jason's body, hitting Jason in the face. As a trickle of his best friend's cum ran down his face, Jason cried out in pleasure as his own orgasm spurted from his throbbing cock, landing on Eric's trim young torso. As Jason opened his mouth to cry in pleasure, some of Eric's cum fell into his mouth.

The taste was incredible, like nothing Jason had ever tasted before. He wanted more of it. Jason's cum had splashed Eric's face as well and Eric was eagerly licking his lips. Jason watched his friend, mesmerized as Eric hungrily swallowed the creamy white jism. Their eyes had locked and at the same time, without speaking, the two boys began licking their cum off of each other's bodies.

It was as if a dam had burst in Jason. He was cum-hungry and horny and Eric was just as encouraging! After that revelation-filled session, Eric confessed that he'd always been hot for Jason. Eric had managed to get his hands on some books that helped him understand that he was gay. Together, Eric and Jason grew to accept their special bond and understand the feelings that they had both felt, together and separately.

They had been lovers all through high school, right through to graduation. They knew that they wouldn't be seeing one another in college so they parted company at the beginning of the summer. Jason hadn't touched another man since Eric and he was beginning to feel the strain of two months without the erotic touch of another male body.

Jason sighed, wiped his chest off with his towel and stared at his reflection in the mirror. He wasn't too bad looking. He had a nice face. His dirty blond hair was a bit long, but with a haircut and a shave he could probably look quite presentable. His body was in decent shape; he was no athlete but he wasn't overweight or anything. Yes, he reasoned, I'm okay. And he did have a nice 8-inch piece of meat between his legs, he reminded himself.

He headed back to his room. The first thing he noticed as he neared his room was the luggage in the doorway. It was the same luggage he had picked up in the hall! That gorgeous stud was his roommate! Jason took a deep breath and approached the door. His new roommate was busy arranging his clothes and didn't immediately notice Jason. Jason slouched against the doorframe, watching the other boy. Jason watched him hungrily, mentally undressing his new roommate.

Finally, Jason cleared his throat. "Hi…" he said, as nonchalantly as he could manage. "I, uh, didn't get a chance to introduce myself back there...my name's Jason...I guess we're roommates now."

The other boy smiled and offered his hand to Jason. "Hello, Jason. I'm Mark. It's nice to meet you."

"Same here. Can I give you a hand with anything?"

"Ummm,” Mark pondered, “I think I'm just about settled. Whew! It's hot in here. You've got the right idea about stripping down."

A breath caught in Jason's throat. Was it just his imagination, or did Mark intend a double meaning to that statement? Jason thought he glimpsed just a hint of a mischievous twinkle in Mark's eyes. Mark grinned at him and began unbuttoning his shirt. Jason's eyes darted about the room, trying to find something to look at, something to keep his gaze away from Mark's sexy chest, which was beginning to show more and more as Mark undid his shirt.

Mark smiled and slipped the shirt from his shoulders. He turned his back to Jason and calmly began to fold his shirt. Jason breathed a silent sigh of relief...any further and Mark would have made Jason cream his underwear! It was almost as if Mark was trying to seduce him, teasing him. The sound of a zipper sliding down alerted Jason again. Mark had finished folding his shirt and was now going to remove his jeans!

"Whoops...better close the door," said Mark as he turned around and moved towards the door. Jason got a big eyeful of Mark's exposed crotch as the other boy turned to face him. Mark had some kind of spandex material on underneath and it bulged conspicuously, looking like a lead pipe trapped beneath the skin-tight fabric. Jason felt himself go rock-hard with lust. His nipples hardened instantly and stood out from his pectorals. Mark turned back to him and touched him lightly on the arm. A puzzled and bemused look crossed Mark's face.

"Are you, uh, cold or something, Jason?"

"Hmmm? What? No; no I'm not cold...er, what makes you ask?"

"Well," said Mark as his fingertips brushed Jason's nipples lightly, "your nipples are all hard and you've got goose pimples on your arm..." Mark's fingertips were still lightly stroking Jason's chest. The two boys stood close to one another, Mark kind of leaning into Jason.

"It's not that..." began Jason, "...I'm not cold, really. It's just..."

"Just what?" Mark's hands abruptly stopped moving, his fingers still on Jason's skin.

"That...that feels kind of good," said Jason after an uncomfortable pause. Blood rushed to his cheeks and he smiled self-consciously. He half-turned to face Mark, whose own face was now just inches away from Jason's. Mark smiled and his fingers began to play lightly over Jason's chest again.

"It does, huh? Do you like it, Jason? Do you want me to keep going or do you want me to stop?" Mark's fingers began to press more insistently on Jason's skin. Jason's heart began to race. "I…" he began. Mark's fingers began to massage Jason's chest now, and his other hand began rubbing Jason's neck. "I...want you to..." continued Jason as he arched his neck and sighed. Mark's hands began to massage Jason's chest sensually, pinching Jason's erect nipples.

"Ohhhh," moaned Jason, "I don't want you to stop, Mark..." Jason grabbed Mark's arm and caressed it softly, urging it to pleasure his chest. The two boys began to grapple with each other, falling back onto Jason's bed. Jason clutched Mark's bicep, feeling the taut hard muscle of the other boy's arm as Mark flexed his powerful arms, squeezing and stroking Jason's body. Mark lay on top of Jason, his dark hair spilling over Jason's face as his cheek rested against Jason's smooth, hairless chest. Mark's rock-hard dick bulged stiffly under the spandex, poking out of the open crotch of his jeans.

Jason slid his hands down the sides of his roommate's body, squeezing the smooth young flesh. When he reached Mark's hips, he hooked his fingers into his buddy's jeans and slid them smoothly down Mark's lower body. Mark kicked off his jeans as he reached to undo Jason's tight Levi's. He popped the buttons of Jason's faded 501's one by one until all 5 were undone. Jason's stiff cockmeat strained to escape from the white briefs, tenting the cotton material.

Mark reached around Jason's body and kissed Jason's stomach, lifting Jason's butt off of the bed at the same time. Mark slipped Jason's jeans off and the two boys lay together, Mark on top of Jason. Jason was dressed in only his white y-front underwear and his sweatsocks; Mark was in a pair of spandex cycling shorts that revealed every bulge of his well-packed basket.

"You are so-o-o-o hot, Jason..." breathed Mark.

"Am I? Do I turn you on, stud?"

"Yes...you know you do...We're going to have a lot of fun this year, I can tell right now!"

"Yeah? Tell me. Tell me what you want to do to me...tell me what you want to do with me...c'mon Mark, I want you to talk dirty to me..."

"You do, huh? You like that, don't you? You love it when I tell you I'd love to suck your big huge cock down into my throat..."

"Ohhhh...yeah...” Jason moaned. “And I want to cum in your mouth...”

“…and swallow your hot spermsauce...and I want you to blow me, too..."

"Oh, yes Mark, I will...let's do it with each other...let's give each other head together...I wanna sixty-nine with you, drive my hard prick into you..."

"Ah yeah, do it, Jason...let me nail your throat with my sex-rod...my balls are filled with a big creamy load that I'm saving all for you..."

The two boys rubbed against each other hotly, their hot tongues bathing each other with spit...They traded sloppy wet tongue-kisses in between the hot, raunchy sex rap they had started up. They were all over one another, their hands exploring each other's torsos, their tongues licking wetly at all the special parts of their bodies; Jason ran his tongue hungrily through Mark's exposed armpits; Mark dove his tongue into Jason's ear...

"Ohhhh yes, Jason...lick me clean...that's it, suck on my armpits...taste the sweat..."

"It's soooo good, Mark -- you really are hot!"

"I know you like it, studhorse, I know you want it. You're cock-hungry, boy, just like me...we're two of a kind...just two ...tell me you want it..."

"I...I want it...I want it badly." "Tell me you need it..." "I need it. I've got to have it...you're right, I'm just like you, baby; and you're just like me...cock-hungry college boys, that's us..."

Mark and Jason traded tongues, their legs and arms tangled together. Jason felt Mark's tongue slip into his mouth and he felt Mark force his way down Jason's throat. Jason returned the favour, the two tongues wrestling together as the two boys kissed passionately.

Finally, after several minutes of hot tonguing, the two randy boys broke off their kiss. Gasping for breath, Jason rolled on top of Mark, straddling his friend's hot, muscled body. He reached into his underwear and pulled out his 8-inch prick, rock hard and dripping pre-cum from the flared cockhead.

"You think you're man enough to take this, boy? Huh, Mark? You think you can take it all in as I ram it down your throat, hmmm? You said you were hungry for cock -- eat your meat, Mark!"

Mark opened his mouth wide and Jason thrust forward, driving his eight hard inches into Mark's gaping mouth and throat. Mark easily took all eight inches without choking and began to suck on Jason's prick. Jason was in heaven as Mark sucked him. Jason began to piston his hips back and forth, face-fucking Mark with lust-filled abandon.

Then, without slowing down, Jason rotated his body until he was facing Mark's crotch. Precum had soaked through the spandex cycling shorts and the shiny material seemed to cling even more to Mark's bulge. Jason bent down and licked the bulge of Mark's crotch right through the material. It tasted salty with the mingled flavours of precum and crotch sweat -- evidently Mark had been wearing these cycling shorts instead of underwear for a while and the heady smell of a hot teenaged male's crotch was heaven to Jason. He imagined his own briefs held some pretty powerful flavours and aromas and he hoped that Mark was getting off on them, too.

Satisfied that Mark's cock was suitably slicked up with his spit, Jason peeled away the garment from Mark's body, revealing Mark's stiff, cut prick. It was a truly beautiful cock, about the same length as Jason's own dick, but Mark's was almost perfectly straight and cylindrical. Jason's mouth watered as he lowered his head down towards Mark's quivering rock-hard penis. Jason slid his right hand through Mark's dense crop of chestnut-brown crotch hair and encircled the base of Mark's shaft. He fingered the brown-haired boy's balls, lightly rolling the two orbs between his fingers, gauging their weight and heft. Nice, thought Jason; very nice.

"Mmmmmm...this is going to taste soooo good, Mark...I'm really going to enjoy this blowjob....ohhh, yes, suck that cock, Mark. Make me cum in your mouth...then I'll make you shoot that load of yours, that creamy cumload....yeah..." Jason's lips closed over the swollen cockhead of Mark's prick.

Slowly, Jason lowered his head until all of Mark's huge cockshaft was engulfed in the hot, wet cavern of Jason's mouth and throat. Mark felt a warm glow spread from his crotch as his new friend sucked him off. It felt good, real good...Mark wrapped his tongue around Jason's plunging dick, licking every inch of Jason's cock. The smell of Jason’s briefs was really getting to Mark and he inhaled deeply, feeling a rush of heady, sexy aromas. Crotch-sweat and cum assailed his senses, turning Mark on as Jason fucked his throat.

Up and down, in and out, over and over again, the two boys sucked each other off. Jason felt a tingling sensation in his ass, and soon felt Mark insert first one, then two fingers up into his ass. Round and round, Mark twisted his fingers, opening up Jason's hole. Jason stuck two fingers into his mouth as he sucked Mark off, coating them with spit. After they were good and wet, Jason slid two of his own fingers into Mark's tight and waiting butt.

Together, the two boys sucked each other and finger-fucked each other so that every thrust of their hips drove them deeper into each other’s mouths and drove their fingers deeper into their love holes. They fingered each other's prostates as they sucked, bringing each other to higher and higher levels of pleasure as they moaned in ecstasy.

Ten minutes passed. Fifteen. Twenty. After half-an-hour of passionate sixty-nining with some hot finger-fucking thrown in as well, orgasm was close at hand for both Mark and Jason. Drenched in sweat and crazed with lust, the two boys began their orgasms nearly simultaneously. It was an incredible, passionate, violent, mutual orgasmic blowout! Mark and Jason both pumped out torrents of boiling-hot cumcream into each other's eagerly sucking mouths. Hot and tasty, they savoured each other's spermsauces, letting their mouths fill with the sticky-sweet jism juice before swallowing mouthful after creamy mouthful of cum. Their throats drank down the precious liquid, their mouths and tongues coated with a thick layer of slimy cum.

The flood of cum finally ended after both boys were exhausted of their supplies of sperm. Rolling off of Mark, Jason turned around and lay on his side. Mark turned to face him, smiling. The boys moved quickly and automatically into an embrace. Instinctively, they kissed, open-mouthed and deeply. Closing their eyes, they could taste their own cum on each other's lips and tongues.

"So..." Mark said finally as they broke their kiss.

"So, what...?" asked Jason, ruffling Mark's hair.

"So...are we going to use both beds, or what?"

The two boys laughed and snuggled closer together. Neither one said anything, but both knew that they wouldn't need that other bed. Jason let his hands wander over his roommate's chest, tracing patterns over Mark's chest, watching it as it rose and fell easily.

"Mark...?" "Uh-huh?"

"I was just thinking...what a coincidence it was that you and I got thrown together like this...I mean, we could have gotten stuck with those blonds down the hall -- you know, the ones with the bikini girl pictures on the wall."

Mark grinned. "Well, there's a reason behind that..." Mark giggled. "You know the clerk behind the desk downstairs?"

"You mean Steven? Kinda cute..."

"Yeah, well, Steve's my cousin. I told him to try and fix me up with someone `compatible' -- if you catch my meaning..."

Jason just stared. He'd been set up with Mark! A smile spread across his face and he propped himself up on one elbow. "Well..." Jason began, "I guess I owe Steven a favour. I think I should be real...appreciative, don't you?"

Mark smiled and kissed Jason gently. "I think Steve would enjoy your `appreciation' -- he's a lot like me that way!"

Jason settled back onto the bed, his head resting lightly on Mark's arm.

College life was definitely looking up!



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$100 Bill

Sep 12, 2000

A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot. Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick?" The man answers, "Three reasons: I like to watch my money grow I like to play with my money And next time my lover wants to blow a hundred bucks, he won't have... read more



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