Menonthenet.com Gay Erotic Stories. Last updated Oct 24, 2014 - Home of 20308 erotic stories

Your Cookies are not enabled. You will not be able to register or login to your profile.

Thanksgiving Sex

By Anonymous

submitted December 6, 2000

Categories: Holiday Cheer

Text Size:

I went home for Thanksgiving to be with my family and friends for the big Thanksgiving dinner. My family isn't that large, but I have a large extended family. At our dinner, we usually have about 30 people, and I get to see people that I haven't seen since last year. Sine my mother is always going crazy with the house, I stay in a motel room in order to keep my sanity.

After our dinner, my best friend and his brother, Michael, went out for a few drinks and to play a little pool. We all stayed out for about two hours and my best friend had to go home. I told him that I would bring Michael home and if got to be too late he could stay with me at the motel. It got to be around 1:00am, and the bar was closing. I told Michael that he could come stay with me in order to keep from waking up his brother and his family. Michael agreed.

We got to the room and Michael wanted to take a shower and get the smoke smell off him. He did not have anything to wear so I let him borrow a pair of gym shorts I had. While he was in the shower, I pulled out the sofa bed and made it up for him. When he got out of the shower, he was wearing nothing but my shorts. I then realized just how good-looking he was. He works out a lot and his chest and arms are rock solid. The boy, I swear, has no fat on him at all.

And what really caught my eye was his huge dick in my shorts. When he lay down on the bed, his feet were at the head of my bed and this gave me a clear shot of his dick up the shorts leg. His dick had to be at least 10" and his balls were the size of oranges. With the equipment between his legs, I don't see how he walked. With this shot of his dick, I started to get extremely horny and hard. So, I jumped up and told him that I was going to get in the shower. Once I got in the shower, I was going to jerk off to get rid of my hard on, but there wasn't any soap in the shower. I put the towel around me and stepped in the sink area to get the soap and looked to see Michael licking the head of his dick.

He didn’t see me, so I dried off before I turned of the water and then walked into the room with a towel around my waist. When Michael saw me, he had the ‘deer in the head lights’ look of fear across his face. When I got up to him, he started to mumble something, but I put my finger over his mouth and said, “Let me help you with that.” I reached down and rubbed his dick. Without a word, I got on the bed beside him and started to lick his balls as I played with his dick.

He started to moan with enjoyment. I released his dick and put my mouth over the massive head. His dick was so large that I couldn't get but just a little more than the head in my mouth without hurting my jaws. As I sucked his dick, I played with his balls and rubbed his asshole. The first time I touched his hole, he flinched. I was persistent about it though, I licked my finger and rubbed his hole even more. Before long, he was moving on my finger. I decided that it was time to enter his ass. I licked my finger on more time and eased my finger up his ass. He moaned with pleasure.

When I did this, I felt his balls draw tight. I went straight for his prostate and began rubbing it. That was all it took. He blew his wad in my mouth. I sucked him until he was empty. I did not remove my finger from his ass when he was finished. He told me that that was the first time someone had fingered him. I asked him what he thought about having my dick up his ass. He said if it feels as good as my finger to go for it. I pulled my finger out of his ass, kept him on his back, and crawled between his legs.

At first, I just rubbed the head of my dick on his hole. This got him hard again. I then pressed the head of my dick into his ass. He winced with pain, but soon relaxed. I let his ass get used to my dick and the slowly put the rest of me into him. When my balls touched his. I held them there for a minute to let him fell their warmth. I then started to fuck him slowly enjoying the feel of his ass hole. His dick was so long, that I reached down and took it in my mouth again without having to hurt myself trying to get to it. Before long, my own juices were flowing, filling his ass. This sent him to shoot his wad in my mouth again. And again, I took it all. After our fuck session, he climbed in the bed with me and we slept till morning.

That morning, I was awakened by Michael's mouth on my dick. He had never given head before, or so he says, but he sure knew what he was doing. Compared to his 10"er, my 7"er is nothing, but he managed to get most all of it down his throat. He started to rub my asshole with his finger and without a warning, he pushed it all the way in. I wanted him to fuck me, but I wasn't sure if I could take him.

I stopped him and got up. I went to the bathroom and got the soap. He asked what it was for. I spit on my finger and rubbed it on my ass and then rubbed the bar of soap over it the lube me up. I told him to be easy with me. He got between my legs and pressed the head against my hole I had to make myself relax like never before. The pain was intense and he asked if I wanted him to stop, but I told him to keep going.

Before long, he had my ass as full as it could get. Holding still, he let my insides get used to him also. He then began to fuck me like he knew exactly what to do. It did not take him but a few minutes to fill my ass with his load, which caused me to blow mine on my stomach. He collapsed on top of me and we held each other.

I can’t wait until Christmas.



Displaying Page 1 - Records 1 to 30

More stories From Anonymous

A Bargain Parrot

Mar 22, 2001

A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Gee,I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood... read more

A Horse and A Chicken

Jan 26, 2001

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So, the chicken gets into the farmer's Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole. Wasting no time, the... read more

Absolut

Mar 21, 2001

A Russian named Alexi is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. Alexi is stunned and the genie says, "hello master. I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Alexi begins thinking. Well, I really like drinking vodka. Finally Alexi says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." ... read more

A shepherd is looking after his flock on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new BMW screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and proposes to the shepherd. “If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?” The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at... read more

Art Project

Mar 29, 2002

Nena sat at the light table, tracing a complicated pattern. Tim couldn't keep his eyes away from her. She was a cute little Puerto Rican, 18 years old...not too much younger. He was almost 20. He couldn't stop watching the brightness of the table reflect onto her thin cotton white button down. He could see the faint impressions of her slightly stiffened nipples, pressing against her... read more

Banking Woes

Dec 27, 2000

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fu%#in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fu#%in' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the... read more

Better Late Than Never

Aug 26, 2001

A ninety-year-old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year-old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As evening progressed, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. ("The... read more

Better Late...

Mar 15, 2001

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance", says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on." A week later ... read more

Careful What You Say

Jan 14, 2002

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the... read more

A doctor gave a 92-year-old man a physical exam. A few days later he happened to notice the man walking down the street with his arm around a gorgeous young woman and grinning from ear to ear. The next time he encountered the man, the doctor said, "You are really doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said, Doc," the man agreed. "You said, 'Get a hot mamma and be... read more



Donations Dilema

Jun 04, 2001

A girl got in line to donate blood at the local blood bank. She got to talking to the man in line in front of her and asked how often he donated blood. He corrected her, stating that he was there to donate sperm. Really, she said, how much do they pay for sperm donations? $50.00 the man stated. The girl replied that she only made $10.00 each time she donated blood. After the... read more

Drinks & Personalities

Feb 27, 2001

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt. Your... read more

Eternal Damnation

Mar 07, 2001

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.... read more

Foul Mouthed Fowl

Mar 12, 2001

This lady was in a pet shop, when she spotted this parrot, and fell in love with it as soon as she saw it. She went to the shop owner and told him that she'd like to buy the bird. He said he would sell it to her, but he warned her that the bird had been brought up by some chick in a brothel, and had picked up some of the lingo. The woman said that she'd still like to have to bird,... read more

It's Never Too Late

Jun 11, 2001

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence. They met one day in the social center, and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening and afterward, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after dinner drink. Things... read more

John and Joe Jones

Jun 01, 2001

Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jones' wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank. A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear... read more

Dave's wife decides he deserves a special present for his birthday, so she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" The wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Guinness. The... read more

Martini Sermon

Feb 18, 2002

The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, "How can I relax?" The monsignor, a veteran of his work, said, "My son, this Sunday it might help if you put a martini in the water pitcher instead of water. After a few sips, everything should go smoothly." Sunday came and the young priest... read more

Mind Your Hands...

Aug 10, 2001

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" ... read more

Night Court

Mar 07, 2001

It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought them before the Judge. Three hookers stood before him, all arrested on the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself. The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about, your Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a ... read more



Ooops

Apr 24, 2001

Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night, after dinner, he took off for the local watering hole. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home, well inebriated, around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole, and getting the door opened. His wife, waiting up for him, would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to... read more

Ooops!

Apr 17, 2001

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." ... read more

Opportunity Knocks

Jun 14, 2001

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going. She replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas." He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free." He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his... read more

Predictable

Oct 12, 2000

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It’ll just be one night of fun.” The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She... read more

The Confession

Feb 14, 2002

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I... read more

The Gift

Jul 13, 2001

The Gift A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of... read more

Timber!

Aug 26, 2001

A lady from California bought a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she eared the top, she found a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree and got many splinters in her private parts. In a lot of pain, she... read more

There were three friends that always wanted to play golf every Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of there wives, so one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee when one guy said: "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!!!" The second said, "That's nothing I had to buy MY wife a new sports car... read more

George, the postman, was retiring after 30 years. And today was the LAST day on his route. As he approached Mrs. Smith's residence, she opened the door and said: "Oh, George! I think it is SO wonderful! Just think - 30 years on the job!" She took him by the arm and led him into the house. "Today, in celebration, I have a SURPRISE for you!" She sat him down at the dining room... read more

$100 Bill

Sep 12, 2000

A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot. Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick?" The man answers, "Three reasons: I like to watch my money grow I like to play with my money And next time my lover wants to blow a hundred bucks, he won't have... read more



Page 1 of 8

   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8      

Table of contents


Legend

  • = Category Updated
  • Flash Video Play Button = Flash Play Button