Menonthenet.com Gay Erotic Stories. Last updated Sep 02, 2014 - Home of 20261 erotic stories

Your Cookies are not enabled. You will not be able to register or login to your profile.

MALE DOCTOR

By bobapple

submitted March 2, 2011

Categories: Doctor, Just For Fun--Jokes/Poems, Very Short Stories

Text Size:

I went to the doctor's clinic the other day and the doctor was a cute young good-looking guy. I was embarrassed to be there to discuss my UTI, but he said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out." I said, "Well.....I've been told my dick tastes funny"



Displaying Page 1 - Records 1 to 30

More stories From bobapple

GOODBYE ASS CHERRY

Sep 25, 2010

Last week I was chatting online with my buddy... read more

7 x 6 JERK OFF

Sep 25, 2010

One day last year I go to the mall and stand at the 1st urinal in a group of 4. There is nobody else in there. Finally, a guy comes in and he stands at the urinal beside me. I look at him and he looks at me - he's got a beauty in his hand - it's an incredible fat uncut piece of meat. I can't help myself, I reach over and indicate to him that I'd like to jerk him off. He turns towards me and I... read more

GETTING SOME HEAD

Sep 26, 2010

GETTING SOME HEAD I am walking towards the food court at the mall and I see a good looking guy get up from his table and move towards the trash container with his cup and tray. I figure he's likely off to take a leak so I make a quick change in direction and head to the washroom.I check out the stalls and there is no one else in the washroom. Sure enough, he comes in about ten seconds... read more

HOW ABOUT A HAND JOB

Sep 27, 2010

I get on my knees in front of you and I reach out and pull down your zipper. I undo your pants button and pull your pants down to your ankles. You step out of them and take off your t-shirt. You're standing there in your bikini briefs. I check out your package, fondling your bulge with my finger tips, first with my left hand and then my right. You feel so soft and I relish the thought of your... read more

I shall always remember February 24th fondly forever:I attended an afternoon seminar on retirement and tax planning at the Days Inn in Tampa. When it was over I stayed and talked to a guy who had answered a question that I wanted to get some further information about. When we were done the conference room was empty and after he got on the elevator, I went to the men's room to take a leak. It... read more

Two thirty five year old guys on opposite sides of the world are thinking the EXACT same thing:One guy is walking a tightrope between the 50th floors of 2 New York city skyscapers. The second guy is in Japan and is getting a blow job from a toothless 85 year old woman.What are the 2 guys both thinking?..........................Don't look... read more

COCKS ON DISPLAY

Sep 30, 2010

1-At the gym the other day a guy came out of the shower towelling his hair and I got a really good look at his fat uncut dick. He was a really white guy, no tan but his dick was beat red. Either he was jerking off in the shower or the water was really hot, lol - but then wouldn't the rest of him have been red too? 2-I was standing at the Wal*Mart urinals on Monday and 2 guys came in and took... read more

HITCHHIKER BLOW JOB

Sep 30, 2010

It is dusk and I am driving home from a conference. Traffic is light and I am bored so I start to rub my crotch and in moments I have a nice boner. So I undo my belt, unzip and pull my cock out of my fly. I rub the knob in a circular motion and then stroke my shaft up & down, damm it feels good. I take brief glances down at my swollen cock and give it an extra hard squeeze. Up ahead I see a... read more

VALENTINE'S DAY-2011

Feb 16, 2011

Valentine's Day, 2011:I got me some hot cock today in the Sears washroom. I followed a guy into the wshroom. He was nicely dressed, suit, tie and black topcoat. He was on my right and I could see the tip of his pecker pointing into the urinal. I was holding my dick with my left hand so he wouldn't see it. I started talking to him about the mall and the weather etc and after a few peaks in the... read more

A guy was walking towards the washroom so I followed him several steps behind. There were 3 urinals, he took the one on the far right so I took the left one. He stood up close and tight to the urinal so I could not see his cock. Then a 3rd guy comes in and stands between us. He unzips and flips out his cock and holds it with his right hand so I have a full view of it. It is long and uncut. He is... read more



Today I followed a guy into the mall washroom. I stood at the 1st urinal and he was at the sinks. I pulled out my cock and held it with my left hand. He then came over and stood at the 3rd urinal. Out of the corner of my eye I could see that he was not pissing so I boldly looked over briefly and then back again. He was sort of flicking his dick up and down and then he looked over at me. There... read more

Mar 10, 2011:Today at the mall when I went to the washroom, I passed by the cafe there and noticed that it was empty except for 2 guys sitting together at the front table. Thewashroom was empty. There are 3 urinals in this washroom and I stood at the right one. After getting my dick out, the door opened and one of the guys who had been sitting in the cafe came in and he stood at the left... read more

8 X 6 JERK OFF

Oct 04, 2011

Wednesday Sept 28, 2011, about 2:00 P.M. - I was walking in the mall and see a guy hot-footing it towards the washroom. I follow him in and stand at the urinal beside him. Fishing out my pecker, I take a peak and like what I see. He is uncut, his foreskin is pulled back behind the ridge and he is very nicely hung, mmmmm. I peak again and notice that he is looking at my dick too so I then look at... read more

LUCKY FOR ME

Jan 13, 2012

I was in my Ford F150 driving West down Main Street yesterday and traffic was stalled in both directions. Every 2 or 3 minutes we would get to advance about 10 feet. After 20 minutes of this, it was getting bloody frustrating. I noticed then that the car beside me going East was a new Mustang convertible and the top was down. Since I was at a higher level in my truck, I could see fully into the... read more

LINCOLN NAVIGATOR

Jan 22, 2012

Yipee, it's Saturday afternoon and I get to take the wife shopping!!! As we drive into the parking lot and park, a brand new shiny black Lincoln Navigator also parks in front of us, so we are head to head. There is a couple about our age in it and we exit our vehicles at the same time. The driver is a tall good looking guy, wearing shorts and I am instantly attracted. I walk over to him as he is... read more

TOM & I

Feb 18, 2012

It’s Saturday night and we are at my wife’s sister's house. She and her husband are celebrating their 15th wedding anniversary. There are 10 couples in attendance. The 8 other couples are their neighbours. We live 30 miles from here and do not know any of them. We are sitting around visiting in their family room in the basement, having a beer, wine, whatever. There aren’t enough chairs so some... read more

OUTHOUSE JERK OFF

Feb 20, 2012

The summer I graduated from High School, I went on a 2 week camping trip with my maternal grandparents. For some 18 year olds this might have seemed pretty boring but I was very fond of my grandparents and it allowed me to get away from the tyrant who was married to my mom. My grandparents had a tent trailer. It slept 4 and was a little cramped, but we managed fine. Even though they both snored,... read more

Years later, I am shopping at Home Depot in the tool(sic) department. I am building a fence and I need a new skill saw. This guy walks up to me and says... read more

SMITTY & ME

Mar 04, 2012

Let me tell you about Smitty. Smitty and I went through High School together. We were good buddies. We played baseball together, went to movies, double dated, got drunk together. One night when we had been out drinking beer, we both had to piss and I got to peak at his dick in the moonlight. I didn't see much but needless to say I wished there had been more light :-). We both went to different... read more

After graduating from a rural High School, I worked for my uncle at his shoe store in the city. I needed a summer job to pay for university so it was an ideal fit. Since I was 18, and not a minor, he could leave the store for me to run. He liked to golf and if it was a nice day, he would leave when the urge hit him and I would not see him until the next day. I enjoyed working in the store. It... read more



This isn’t my next SHOE STORE SEXPERIENCE but, at popular request, it is my first gay one. I was labelling some new stock in the back room. My uncle was dealing with a customer about his age. He was a cute bald headed dude, wearing a nice blue suit. I finished the pricing and took some new stock out to the front to put on display. The customer was leaving empty handed it appeared and my uncle... read more

Dan went to the bathroom and returned with a wet washcloth. He wiped all his juice off the carpet and went back to the bathroom and returned with a towel which he used to dry the wet carpet.... read more

Dan drove me home to my grandparents and stressed to me that this was to be our... read more

Continuing my SHOE STORE SEXPERIENCES - meet Ann, sorry guys it is not a gay sexperience :)One day about noon I came out of the back room with my hands full of shoe boxes and my uncle was waiting on this cute girl about my age. I smiled at her, she smiled back and I commenced putting the new shoes out on the shelves. She left without buying anything and my uncle then left shortly thereafter... read more

- Part 2 - We are sitting close beside each other on the couch, she has her skirt pulled over her legs and closed her blouse. I am sitting there naked but I have picked up my shirt and it is in my lap. There is a huge damp spot on the couch and I reach over to the Kleenex box and grab a couple and try to mop it up and throw the tissues in the trash basket.... read more

By now you all must be getting tired of reading about my summer job at the shoe store so I'll wrap it up and summarize the rest of my horny experiences.Over the summer I saw plenty of interesting boobs, legs, crotches, etc. Some women have such hairy bushes, you can see pubic hair sticking out from under their panties. Panties cum in all colors too, lol.One horny chick caught me sneaking... read more

Last Friday I went to the food court's washroom. There are 4 urinals. There are no dividers :) Three guys are standing next to each other. I go to the empty urinal & unzip. When my dick comes out, the guy beside me glances over and says... read more

When I went to the library washroom today,it was empty. I stood at the middle urinal and waited.... and waited......and waited. After 3 or 4 minutes, a guy comes in, but he goes to a stall.Finally my patience pays off. The next guy that comes in stands to my right. He whips out his cock. It is a fine, fine uncut beauty. And he is not shy about displaying it either. I look over at him. He is a... read more

Did you ever have one of those days?First I managed to piss off my wife. No particular reason. At least none that I know of, just her natural normal state. Then while driving to the library, I pissed off a guy behind me. He was following very close, too close. I gather I wasn`t going fast enough for him. He looked mad as hell and was alternatively pounding the steering wheel and giving me the... read more

SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE

Jun 06, 2012

My wife and I are at IHOP having coffee Sunday morning with my brother and his wife. There is a couple, man & woman, sitting at a nearby table. I have made eye contact with the guy a couple of times. He is really good looking, about my age, clean shaven, grey hair, glasses & neatly dressed. I pointedly made eye contact and then looked over to the washroom door. I was sure he was listening to our... read more



Page 1 of 4

   1 2 3 4      

Table of contents


Legend

  • = Category Updated
  • Flash Video Play Button = Flash Play Button